Trump signs Executive Order on Recession, Bill Belichick

Live on Saturday eveningDonald Trump signed a large number of new executive orders about pet problems such as The New York Times'Connection word Game and Baby Boomer Bill Belichick's relationship with a woman born during George W. Bush Administration.

Trump (James Austin Johnson), who signed more executive contracts in his first 100 days than any other president in modern history, was first received by Ghoulish Aide Stephen Miller (Mikey Day) via “Backing Back” Columbus Day – even if it has been in the books since 1937.

Next: limitation of the number of interracial couples in television advertising.

“It's just too many, isn't it?” Said Trump. “He wears slippers. She wears tight braids. You are like 'Where do you meet? What are you talking about?' It's crazy. “

The president then gave his signature of an explanation that it is socially acceptable for a 70-year-old up to a 24-year-old.

“We call it the Belichick Act,” announced Trump.

Other instructions for managers contain forbidden Hispanic babies of piercing their ears – so that “adults, white American tweens” do not have to wait in long snakes, Trump explained – and make the connections easier.

“And it's time!” Said Trump. “Do you know the purple?

Another order was the prohibition spirits – a step that was encouraged by Trump, who was visited by Charles Dickens' three ghosts. A Christmas cart.

The final order in connection with the dark economic image: shorten the word “recession” to “break”.

“Fun, right?” Said Trump. “America, get ready for a historically long break!”