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Give this guy every award if you have asked the alleged Delco Pooper the question

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Kyle Pagan

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Photo: @Billykillion on Twitter


This week big story from Delco, where a woman was emptied on a car in an incident with the street rage. Here is the alleged POORERS PERP WALK and DELCOS TOM Brokaw asks the questions that we all want to know:

I actually have to know what she eaten that day. Was it soup? Beans? Pica? Delco Steaks? Was it the chicken cake of the last night that didn't really sit with her? Can we bring the spirit of Barbara Walters to this prison and interview this lady? Everyone is talking about this. Give the guy who asked the Peabody or the award you give the reporters who work in war -bound countries. The DELCO POORER's pipel hole definitely falls under the category of mass destruction weapon.

And do you know the crazy part? The more I immerse yourself in this story, the more I start with the Delco Pooper to the side. Especially after this lady at the end talked about listening to the DPS side of history. Perhaps it is the Delco accents that bring me into a trance, but read from the court documents that Victor Fiorillo has drawn at Philly and try not to tell me why she did it:

Solometo told me that she was in the left lane in the Lincoln Avenue NB and was waiting to switch to 4th Avenue WB. Solometo said she was the 5th car in line, and when the arrow in the left curve shone green, 3 cars went through and the 4th car was sitting there and did not move there.

Solometo said she sounded her horn and the driver of the silver sedan began to mock her through the rearview mirror. Solometo said she tried to come home from work and was frustrated that the driver of the silver car did not pay attention to the circulation. Solometo added that in addition to all the frustration, she had stomach problems and decided to drive the silver car and switch the 4th Avenue.

Solometo said she had 2 stop signs and when she approached the 3. Stop sign (Madison Avenue), she noticed that the silver car was standing behind her and thought she could follow her. Solometo stopped her car, got out and went back to the silver car and exchanged the words back and forth with the driver.

Solometo said when she went back to her car, and the driver of the silver car called her a “fat bitch” that made her angry. Solometo said, “I wanted to hit her in the face, but I kept on her car instead and went home.”

On May 1, 2025, I contacted Solometo by phone and asked to speak to her personally to fill some finer details. Solometo said she didn't want to come in, but said that we could stop in her apartment to talk to her. Chef Madonna and I went to Solometo's apartment, where after confirming all details that were forwarded by phone.

She has Bubble Muts and people don't pay attention to traffic lights! That would even lead people who have control over their intestine to psychotic behavior! The woman followed her and then called her a thick bitch! Sticks and stones can break the bones, but it will never hurt me to take a massive dump on someone hood! So is that right?

I love this woman! Free the (alleged) Delco Pooper:

Kyle Pagan

Kyle writes blog posts and makes a man in the streets in the road traffic game all over Philadelphia. He completed the Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. Contact: k.Pagan@sportradar.com

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