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Trump is the “Dark Horse candidate” for Pope. Seriously?

Trump is the “Dark Horse candidate” for Pope. Seriously?

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Today is a great day for the church, a day when other religions are noticed that they can no longer take advantage of the Catholics. And it's time.

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This is an actual contribution by the US Senator Lindsey Graham on the social media website X:

I was excited to hear that President Trump is open to the idea of ​​being the next Pope. This would really be a dark horse candidate, but I would ask the papal and Catholic believers to remain open to this opportunity!

The first combination of Pope-US president has many walls. Observe according to white smoke…. Trump mmxxviii!

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Dominos, Nabisco. Thank you very much. Thank you very much.

I love to see all of the knees.

As your new Pope, I will bring back the Catholic Church, which, to be honest, for many centuries of stupid, crooked foreigners.

I call her “centuries”. It is a word that means a hundred years. Most people don't know that.

No meek inheritance in my earth

Today is a great day for the church, a day when other religions are noticed that they can no longer take advantage of the Catholics. And it's time.

The Muslims laugh at us. The Buddhists beat us badly in Asia. And the Jews eat our lunch.

So sad.

And what do we do? Give money to the arms. Hide our well -looking young nuns in non -flattering clothes. And over -regulating so -called “sins” who are really only people who use their leverage to make some smart offers.

Let us examine the ten commandments (and remove)

As your new Pope, I still sign an Executive Pontiff order that requires the complete and complete examination of the ten commandments, starting with the removal of those who deal with theft and desire of your neighbor's wife.

They are so unfair. So unfair. We bring in a covet, both meat and financially. Great time. I can tell you that.

It is time to put an end to the gentle heir to the earth.

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Pope Donald the first? Get that on a coin. Now.

Today I also remove a limited Pope Donald, the first meme coin. It is more than just a good -looking souvenir with the similarity of your favorite pop. It is an investment that saves you in front of the fire of hell.

People say that investing in Pope Donald is the first Meme coin the safest way to eternal life in heaven. That's what they say.

As one of my first papal duties, I will hear the confessions of the whack job, far left, Marxist and communist cardinals that have not voted for me and to examine the Woke ideology that the College of Cardinals has infected.

Many people don't even know that the cardinals have a college. It's time to close it. I like the uneducated cardinals.

God calls me (to a golf course)

The church urgently needs to need a new direction. With this in mind, I ordered the conversion of everything that waste space on the bottom of the Sistine chapel. It will be an arena for the staging of UFC cage cages, pay-per-view event from the Vatican that becomes the 52nd US state.

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Large changes are just around the corner and begin with abortion from a sin to a sacrament.

There were many questions about my selection. Some people asked if I convert into Catholicism that leads the daily trade fair and continues papal rituals, e.g. B. the feet of the poor.

The answers are: No, no, and you have to kid me.

I am here to fulfill an appointment. And at the moment God is calling me to a golf course. So I will step back from the balcony.

Until I do it, please stay kneel.

Frank Cerabino is a news columnist at the Palm Beach Post, which is part of the USA Network-Florida.

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