Donald Trump is the new Pope, forgiveness JK Rowling and Deports Elmo

Donald Trump praised his own achievements and signed a number of new executive commands in the cold opening of the episode of “Saturday Night Live” on May 3. James Austin Johnson repeated his role as the president, who was visited by Stephen Miller (Mikey Day) and Marco Rubio (Marcello Hernández) while driving his agenda.

While he introduced himself, Trump described himself as “your next Pope” and nodded Trump's real ai-generated image of himself as the Pope he recently published.

He then congratulated himself for “100 years … I my days” in office, and Miller entered to help Trump sign more management orders.

Among the changes he announced:

*The cancellation of funds for PBS and “Sesame Street” was canceled, and now Elmo has been arrested by ICE, which according to Trump is brought to them by the letter 'L' for El Salvador. He doesn't come back. “

*Creating the Belichick Act: “We will make friends hot again!”

*Serexion by JK Rowling for her anti-trans-trans-rhetoric, especially after she created the Harry Potter franchise, “a wonderful place for overweight millennials to put her entire identity”.

*Forbidden ghosts, because according to Trump, “I am visited by three ghosts every Christmas Eve and I don't know what the hell they speak of. They are like: 'Sir, you have to change. You have to change. You have done bad things and you have to change.' And I like to stop rattling these chains, ok? ' “

Watch the cold below.