'Saturday Night Live' begins with Donald Trump, the Executive Orders signed

Live on Saturday evening Open in the Oval Office, in which Donald Trump (James Austin Johnson) was accompanied by Stephen Miller (Mikey Day) to sign a number of new executive orders.

Among them: a command “to make it a 24 -year -old socially acceptable for a man in the 1970s”.

“We call it the Belichick Act,” said Trump. “We will make the friends young again, ok. Old men can now meet with many younger women.”

“We like that. It's hot. But conversely, it's pretty disgusting, right?”

The Quip was an indication of Bill Belichick, 73, the head coach of the University of North Carolina, who is with Jordon Hudson (24).

The opening of the cold was a return to the familiar area, but given the way Trump dominated the news in his first months of office.

The sketch was opened with Trump, in which she had previously signed 147 executive commands: “Everything, from the ban on paper straws to the development of PBS. I understand that Elmo has now been arrested by ice that she had brought to you by letter L for El Salvador. He does not come back.”

Trump then introduced Miller as “Lord of the Shadows” and Day played the deputy chief of staff of the White House as unusually creepy.

As absurd as some of the executive orders sounded, they are not far from reality in some cases.

For example, an executive order to reduce the number of Interrassian couples in television advertising is not far from the Measures of the Trump administration to remove DEI. The President's FCC has investigated NBC parents' comcast and other media companies about their diversity, equity and inclusion policy, even though they are private companies.

Johnson's Trump noticed from the diversity in advertising: “It's just too many, right? You see that you make meals of hello fresh in the kitchen. She has tight braids. She Do you meet, do you know? What are you talking about? It's crazy. “

Marco Rubio (Marcello Hernandez) appeared when Trump signed an executive order that prevented all Hispanic babies from being drilled through.

“I mean, we have grown white American tweens to get to Claires, and you have to wait behind a thousand tiny babies in Latina to get her ears pierced,” said Trump.

The sketch ended with Trump signing an executive regulation to shorten the word “recession”.

Trump said: “The recession is now called a break. Fun, right?

Watch it above.