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Two dolls instead of 30? Trump tariffs curb contain child addiction

Two dolls instead of 30? Trump tariffs curb contain child addiction

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For years I have believed that America's ungrateful children earn a maximum of three dolls and five pens. Everything more spoils the little misery and makes them happy.

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I have been a voter with an outcome for a long time, and this problem is that American families can only buy a limited number of dolls and pens to their children. That's why I proudly gave my voice for President Donald “Three Dolls” Trump, and I am very happy that he gets through for what is most important to me.

In a recent interview, Trump became after his tariffs in China and how to lead to higher prices and empty shop shelves, and he said that this said from American children: “I just say that they do not have to have 30 dolls. They cannot have three. They do not have to have 250 pens.”

Exactly.

For years I have believed that America's ungrateful children earn a maximum of three dolls and five pens. Everything more spoils the little misery and makes them happy. Smiling children will be useless in the meeting lines of all US factories, which are built thanks to Trump's tariffs. As the saying says: “Stop smile and screw in these tiny iPhone screws, child!”

We need Trump to tell the parents how many dolls and pens they can buy

When Trump asked the doll rationing for the first time, he suggested a two-Doll limit: “Perhaps children have two dolls instead of 30 dolls, you know, and maybe the two dolls cost a few dollars more than normally.”

You can see how friendly and generous Trump is because he quickly gave up the two-Doll proposal in favor of the above-mentioned proposal with three women per year. We are lucky enough to hire a billionaire who allows young people of America to extravagance that confidently says that they are not worried about increasing prices and at the same time keep their taxes low.

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On May 4, Trump said on board the Air Force One: “A young woman-a 10-year-old girl, a 9-year-old girl, a 15-year-old girl-does not use 37 dolls. She could be very satisfied with two or three or four or five. “

Simply there, Mr. President. I don't think we have to become too loose with the rules and encourage four or five dolls. Three should definitely be the maximum permitted.

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After all, at an economic moment that demands a sacrifice, we are one that Trump has created because he likes to repeat the word “tariffs”, as well as his right.

The Republican Ohio Rep. David Joyce, who, according to the financial technology company, has a net assets of more than 4.5 million dollars, said this on April 5: “The idea that Christmas trade would slow down … and it could be less.

Correct. As the multimillionaire said, we understand Americans together. As when we were asked to wear small face masks during a deadly global pandemic, and all without a complaint or a single cry of “tyranny!” Were observed!

To support Trump's tariffs, I am sure that all Americans are 100% on board with doll ration and make sure that children do not exceed their annual pencil limit, especially since the pens will soon cost $ 100.

The president's children may have grew up in the middle of an immeasurable opulence and probably solid golden pens, but that does not mean that our Yucky non-millionaire children should be treated equally.

What kind of spoiled child needs more than five pens?

Speaking of pencils, I welcome Trump's five times the guideline of five pencils per kid. When my children grew up, sometimes they came home with more than five pens – six, seven … even eight – from school and it disgusted me. I would say: “You there! The younger one. What do you do with all these pencils? Who do you think you are, Donald Trump?”

To which the younger answered: “Who is Donald Trump?”

I didn't know how disrespectful it was back then, so I now relyed on it retrospectively, even though he was an adult.

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Trump should consider a tariff in cake next

It is enough to say, pens are a luxury, and American children have to learn to use them until their fingers try to write with a pointed NUB.

The same applies to dolls. If you want more dolls than you are allocated, find a rock and glue a few sticks to it, provided your family is wealthy enough to make glue.

I hope Trump will now use tariffs to do something about cakes. What kind of greedy population can you have and eat both? It is time for a common victim, people.

Having cakes is a pleasure that is only reserved for those who tell us that we should tighten our belts.

Follow the USA Today Columnist Rex Huppke on Bluesky at @Rexhuppke.bsky.social and on Facebook at facebook.com/Rexisajerk

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