All of you Motherfuckers are on the fraud guard

Everyone stands up.

Cleveland Cavaliers

Oh my God. My goodness. Has there ever been a larger collection of fraud cases? 64-18 in the regular season. No. 1 seed. Best offensive evaluation of the league. A deep squad that is stacked with stars and role players. Down 3-1 to the Indiana Pacers in the second round.

You let game 1 drop at home and that was fine. Darius Garland was still injured and good teams are attacked in a series all the time. Such results build up the championship championship and make it all the more impressive when the better team wins the series in five or six games. But then they flocked into their rounds in game 2, and the smell of fraud was in the air.

I haven't seen Game 3. I think you did pretty well in this sense.

But game 4, my God. A 129-109 blowout that felt like 184–86. They were 80-39 at halftime and not even de'andre Hunter pushed Benedict Mathurin in a suspension, could arouse any pride or fight in their sad donkeys. Shouldn't Evan Mabley be the second coming from Kevin Garnett? Imagine I stare at his 10 points and five rebounds and drasted my glasses dramatically and next to my eyes. I don't see Kevin Garnett here!

A guy named Johnny Furphy played 4 10 minutes for the Pacers in game.

I have a big bunch of post-it notes with “fraud” on everyone. As soon as this series is over, you will get one to your forehead.

Donovan Mitchell

She may have saved her half-time ankle injury, but unfortunately you were in game 1 3-of-11 with 12 points at the end of the first half in game 4.. In addition, you scored in game 1 13-of-30 and 1-of-11 points, which cancel the 48 points you scored in game 2.

Nikola Jokic

You idiot, what the hell are you doing? All of this was set up for them when they do their favorite matter all over the world, namely a whole season with their crap team, when it deserves to go with their shoulders, to raise their eyebrows and every time the talent differences between them and their proper team beat a pose of tired humility, and then with the talent between them and their proper team, which then goes back to the offseason. see. I know deep inside that you pick up these shit. But now you are the one who all assembles around them is disappointed with what makes them royal fraud. Michael Porter Jr. is currently at home and thinks, and thinks, and thinks that I can't believe that the front office saddled me with this Jackass Nikola Jokic.

So far, they have had more bad games than good ones in these playoffs, and they are 21 out of 63 with 16 sales in their last three games. Like the actual joker, they dressed before game 3 and then had the worst playoff game of their whole life. You and your men have achieved Eight points In the first quarter of game 4 and lost 92-87, although it was at eight in the third quarter. Your whole thing is that you should be the biggest problem solver in the league, a one-man breaker from defense schemes, and yet you let yourself be struggled with the thunder and cry to the referees as if you have never seen a invited defense before.

I will get a big band AID that says “fraud” and hits it on one of her arm wounds.

Oklahoma City Thunder

Do not think that you opened the judgment 4 in 17 to 8 quarters. You are a 68-profit team that is currently in a sludge struggle in the second round with a dysfunctional and poorly constructed roster, the best player of which runs through every game as if it were attacked by bees. You shouldn't even be awake until the final begins, and yet you try to try desperately to answer questions like How do you attack zone defense? And It is still illegal to set a ball screen in the last five minutes of a game, right? It turns out that it is not a historically large team of the regular season that require sporting skills or strategic ingenuity.

Jamal Murray

When was the last time you actually passed a defender?

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander

Did you think these 25 thick points in game 4 would you save from inclusion? Not so fast. It takes much more than that to delete the memory of the 7 von-22-stinker, which you have set up in game 3. Those who try to double the last possession of regulation in a tie game deserve an immediate “fraud” memory on their Résumé, which can only be removed in the appeal procedure.

Mark Daigneult

We were about the pollution, while we scored three disasters from game 1, but we do not forget their great tactical innovation in game 3, which was supposed to start the overtime period with a strange small ball set-up, which immediately gave up a 5-0 run and effectively ended the game. You don't look cool when you chew the gum. Alex Caruso is her best player at the moment and you keep starting LU over him.

Chet Holmgren

Too thin. You look ridiculous.

Boston Celtics

Ooohhh, you think you're so smart, right? Only when the beautiful and brave Boston Celtics appeared that someone ever thought that three points are more than two. You are Soooo Brave to continue to shoot an obscene amount of three, even if they don't fall, and they plunge into a 0: 2 hole against a kink team, whose best player is built like a part-time stripper. Your stoicism in view of the humiliating defeat in combination with organizational trust in your process is sooooo impressive. The president should give them all a medal.

I think you won game 3 after a lot. I did other things that day and didn't really see what happened.

New York Knicks

Have you taken two games from the Celtics on your home floor and then blown the chance to kill you forever in New York? Period.

Minnesota Timberwolves

Steph Curry is injured, Jimmy Butler has tried a broken ass and Draymond Green to be expelled from every game. Not impressed.

Indiana Pacers

She is fine. Keep it up.