Prominent marriages are hard – Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are better careful

Traylor hit by Love Tornado

June approaches. We talk about sex, convictions, first -ups. There was tiny news about the hot temperature pair “Traylor” of the earth – Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. Could Tayay and Tratra go Ta-TA?

It goes back to the old Elizabeth Taylor Hilton Wilding Todd Fisher Burton Warner Fortensky Days. And now waiting in the wings is Jennifer Lopez – 60 years flexible – with her Schwash & Wear wedding dress, the cooked rice and her willingness to jump to No. 5. Her choir – marriage/not marriage – includes Ben Affleck, Ojani Noa, Alex Rodriguez, Sean Combs, Drake, Marc Anthony, Cris Judd.

Real imagination

Marriage is difficult with celebrities. Be and their swimming pools? Prescription glass windows? Bathtubs with 14-carat rings? Live psychiatrists? Say an actress is 56. The studio says 47. It claims 38. The breast is 42.

Her astrologer sanctioned this union. You will marry this man after the Mizwa bar because the stars are right. Everything is arranged. Your manager will give you away – and you will live near his school. The good news? This latest husband is rich. A Gucci Christmas tree?

Travel wherever Meghan found her temporary prince, and her agent is considered traditional.

Problems start after the honeymoon. After a hard day, on which a few young actress are nibbled in a close-up, the actor husband comes home and needs coffee. So? So should the actress's wife get up from her pedicure and make coffee? I mean, please. You have only married three weeks and she has not even done her cuticles.

Wow, it is true love

Press people have already set magazine stories. Like: “We love staying at home and watching our stepchildren.” Her neurotic delinquents, who have got used to different parents from many marriages of cops and robbers with real police officers and robbers.

The problem is that this was really not a union that was made in love. It was strictly PR begins with “secret” dating. The romance supposedly “hidden”. Nobody except their psychiatrists know. Then friends are told. Next they crawl for photos. Follow magazine layers. So also lawyers.

Everything about the look

Some layouts are legitimate. Like one in which the home inhibitor is photographed with a leopard. I mean, please. The really staged action occurred in Malibu when he got involved with a Chihuahua and lost his piece of hair in the sand as he took information from the animal trainer outside the screen.

The woman “I am really a homebody” stories of the woman are misleading. And “Oh, what kind of cook she is”, the husband squeaks. For these recordings from her at the stove, the professionals need an interior designer, a makeup man, a hairdresser, a dance teacher, a professional cook, a PR person, a food trial and the long lens.

After getting their shots, the professionals go while the husband played with his Legos.

I – I look forward to congratulating Tayay and Tratra in their new tutus one day.

Listen, happen, I know that a lot of people have money to burn. Why not? If you live in Manhattan, it is cheaper to burn than gas.

Only in New York, children, only in New York.